Winnie The Pooh
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Winnie the Pooh, or more commonly known as Pooh Bear is one of the Colbear's 10 Terrorist Bear Leaders.
Winnie with his schlong hanging out (censored) at Disneyland
Born in the dreaded Canadian province of Manitoba, Winnie The Pooh is one of the leading figures in pro-bear propaganda. He is known to wear nothing but a red t-shirt and walk about with his huge, bear schlong hanging out. It is disgusting! (see photo at left)
It is rumored that he is allied with a pig, who controls a small, elite faction of renegede terrorist pigs. Although, his name is unknown and no photo identification has been made.
It is known that Winnie the Pooh has a large "honey jar", which is obviously code for "large salted hydrogen bomb."
He is currently serving hard time in a zoo in Siberia, but has been predicted to be released by sleeper cells in the Bear uprising of 2012.
Life and Career
Though starting life in Manitoba, Winnie the Pooh moved to England to study under the famous British Socialists that you've probably never heard of, such as H. M. Hyndman and John Maclean. He majored in Dictatorship and Torture Psychology. After that, he moved to East Sussex and began a Stalin-like takeover of everything in the Hundred-Acre Wood. He is currently number three on Parade's "worst non-human dictators" only behind Elmo and Hillary Clinton.
See Also
- bears
- Colbear
- Ice 9
- Polar bears
- Bearism
- Great Bear Incident
- The Left Wing Madness
- A-RAB
- Canadian government
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