The Statue of Liberty

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The Statue of Liberty is a gift from France to mark the French Revolution, not our American Revolution. Furthermore, it celebrated their Godless Jacobin Nation rather than our Godfearing Christian Nation. It bears a torch.

Most notably, it is constructed by secularist socialist French. It is therefore a "Trojan Horse" to infecting Americans with socialism and communism. If we don't tear this French idol of anti-Christianity down, it may even turn us into Atheist.

Inscription

An inscription on the surface of the book read:

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refused of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I life my lamp beside the golden door!

This is clearly a pro-alien pro-immigrant rant by The Statue of Liberty. We must close our border to safeguard the security of America. We certainly have no need for a giant hippie. So let's, trade in "Liberty" for Security!