The Colbert Report/Episodes/EpGuide/Episode 385

[edit] Production Info

Date:
April 23, 2008

Season:

Episode:
385

Production code:
3192

"Hillary Clinton wins the Pennsylvania primary! I can't wait to see where she grew up in Indiana!"

"And, I give you tips with fitting in with the upper class! Although, if your bisson frise doesn't already have a monacle, you're beyond help!"

"Plus, I'll sit down with author, Mitch Albom! I hope he's already met these five people (raises clenched fist)!"

Nation, I am really under the gun! Seriously I stashed a pistol under my toupee!
This is The Colbert Report.

~ Stephen Colbert

April 23, 2008 The Colbert Report

Who will be the people's choice of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People
- doesn't like to talk about it; it makes his other awards jealous
Still being beaten by Rain
- how do you say "Boo" in Korean?
Kicking Bill Gates' ass
Oprah is losing to Tyler Perry
this Korean war will not end the last one with a sitcom starring Alan Alda
Rain made a video message to Stephen
- tells him not to quit his day job
Stephen's Day Job
- president of I Hate Rain Fan Club
Stephen challenges Rain to a dance off
- or cuddle off
- or spoon off

Who will win, will it be decisive
- Abercrombie & Fitch
Obama is deep in the pocket of big douchebag
- most successful product placement since McCain's Chuck E. Cheese
The Word Iraq The Vote