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Date: June 27, 2007 Season:
Episode: 280 Production code: 3087
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Intro

  • Shut Your Spy Hole
"The CIA airs its dirty laundry. I hope they know to use cold water on bloodstains."
  • Quit-itch
"Plus, I'll look at the last book in the Harry Potter series and find out how this young wizard magically makes his face appear on all cereal boxes."
  • Happy Happy Killjoy
"Then, my guest Daniel Gilbert has written a book about finding happiness. He's gonna need it after this interview."


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Being me is a full-time job, and I've never missed a day. This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 27, 2007 The Colbert Report


Contents

The iPhone

CIA Files

The Four Horsemen of the A•pop•calypse

TV

  • Personal foul on Shaq, the Benedict Arnold of food spokesmen, for his new TV show

Music

  • Sinead O'Connor releases a Christian comeback album

Books

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows spoilers aren't spoilers:
    • Hermione is a dude
    • Voldemort is the ghost of Harry's father, whose real name is Rosebud
    • On the final page, Harry wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette

Movies

  • Transformers
    • Hollywood teaches our kids that world will be saved by a bunch of overgrown tranny toaster ovens, not Jesus

Interview

Epilogue

Stephen reminds viewers of the 30 minute anniversary of this episode. Gifts may be sent via Comedy Central or Viacom.

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