Soviet Russia

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"Soviet Russia"
may or may not be in Asia or good at math

Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.

The Truthy Flag of the Soviet Empire, Also known as the Evil Empire

Soviet Russia is very mysterious. Little is known of it. The information available to the common American about Soviet Russia is really limited to the following:

In Soviet Russia, TV watch you!!!
What is Happy Meal called in Soviet Russia? Unhappy Meal!!!
What you call happiness in Soviet Russia? Vodka!!!
In Soviet Russia, car drive you!!!
In California, you can always find a party; in Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you!!!
In Soviet Union, Full House means KGB in your basement!!!