Sleep

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"Sleep"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Wake Up America, Adelaide seen here

Sleep (noun)

1. Something that is unamerican, unpatriotic, liberal and hurts the troops. It's wasting valuable time that can be used to doing something patriotic.

Stephen Colbert's Thoughts on Sleep

• Stephen Colbert believes sleep is boring because it consists of eight hours of laying around doing nothing.^{Episode #323}
• When Stephen sleeps, he gets frequent dreams of eating a banana.
• Stephen only sleeps so he can wake up for Fox & Friends.

Dangers of Sleep

• The Chinese will be taking advantage of us sleeping to invade our fine country. Only by never sleeping again, will we fend off the Yellow Menace.

How to Sleep Soundly

This sleep remedy is endorsed by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.:

• Mix the following ingredients:
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 1/2 tsp. cinnamon
  • 1 tbs. vanilla powder
  • 1 pinch nutmeg
• Microwave for 30 seconds on 'high'
• Drink, followed by 4 fingers of Robitussin

You will go down like a sequoia

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