Pluto

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Pluto's photogenic side
Pluto's photogenic side

Pluto was the ninth planet in our solar system and the only one to be discovered by an American, Clyde Tombaugh.

Pluto has always been the ninth planet.

However, the International Astronomical Union, or NAMBLA, decided that Americans aren't smart enough to figure out what a planet truly is and challenged the sanctity of planethood by demoting Pluto to a "Dwarf planet".

A truly invented word if there ever was one.

Only Americans appreciate Pluto, though, so much so that NASA launched a satellite to study this "Dwarf planet" in January 2006. We don't see France launching a satellite to study Pluto, do we?

Only God can change Pluto's status as a planet.

[edit] Pluto Trivia

  • Pluto was named after Mickey Mouse's dog.
  • It's really cold on Pluto. Even colder than Michigan or even Canada. Bundle up for visits.
  • Pluto has the farthest Starbucks from Earth: Over 274 million miles away!
  • There are no bears on pluto, not even Polar Bears.
  • Pluto has been wrongly declared a dwarf planet. For more information on why this was done, see: pluto haters
  • The American Government will hold an election to rename the planet. Sources say the forerunner name will be "Planet Colbert"





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