North America
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North America, also known as "Central America's Canada" and "South America's Santa's Workshop", is a continent. It is the continent with the United States of America on it. That means that it can kick the other continents' asses.
Countries included in America's Continent include:
As anyone can plainly see, America's Continent is by far the most important continent in the history of the universe.
[edit] North America Trivia
- God bestowed the North American continent upon the Americans to own and care for and kill the Native Americans thereof.
- Due to the rotation of the Earth and the fluctuations of space-time, the birthplace of Jesus has shifted to somewhere in central North America. Probably Texas.
- North America is, in fact, the center of the world.
- North America was the site of the 1959 Bear Flag Revolt, in which multiple grizzly bears ransacked many Southern cities in an attempt to ban flag burning.
