The Middle East

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Hey, where the hell is
The Middle East???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Hello, The Middle East
Asian and very good at math.

The Middle East
is something Middle-eastern,
which may or may not be very explosive.

A map showing all the terrorist nations of the Middle East

Assuming the Flat Earth Theory, the Middle East is in the middle of the eastern part of the world. Some of the countries that make up the Middle East are: Iran, Lebanon, Pakestine, Syrisrael, Eye-Rack, Jordan, Kuwaitistan, Venezuela, and other scattered tent lots on the Sahara. All countries in the Middle East hate freedoms, democracy, baseballs, apple pie, grandmas, Jesus H. Christ, babies, and Santa Claus. The region has an allergic reaction to occupation Civilized People trying to save them from themselves via bombings.

[edit] Things the Middle East Has

• Terrorists and Gay Muslims - interchangeable
• Sand
• Oil

[edit] Things the Middle East Needs

• Democracy
• Jesus
• Donuts
• Stephen Colbert

[edit] Geography

The Middle East is part of Islamdom. If this starts to make your head hurt, just think "oil."