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An excerpt from Wikiality.com's Featured Article: A World Without Stephen Colbert Geography of a World Without Stephen ColbertWhy does the geography matter? Isn't the fact that Stephen Colbert would be gone from the face of the earth slightly more important than the geography? It is, but I'll tell you anyway. The world (and more importantly, America) would be covered in a thick blanket of evergreen forest. These "forests" would serve as refuge for the bears and squirrels that wish to harm us. Nothing would stop them and my gut tells me the Bear Uprising of 2012 would begin as early as 2007. That's all you need to know about geography. |
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PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, April 17, 2008-- His arrival was a long time coming. Never had a town so desperately needed the economic and morale boost that only basic cable could bring. New York may have The Pope, but Philadelphia got Stephen Colbert! The city was abuzz and local luminaries clamored to be on the show. Everyone who had media connections visited the program:
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