Glamping

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Glamping (or glamorous camping) is an activity practice by early 21st century Americans as a direct result of the booming economy lead by The Greatest President Ever.

regrettably, the only people who go glamping are metrosexuals, girls and other assorted homosexual sympathizers.

Contents 1 Glamping's Origins 2 How Glamping Differs from Regular Camping 3 How To Go Glamping 3.1 Equipment Needed 3.2 Glamping Grounds Around America 4 Glamping Dos and Don'ts 5 See Also

[edit] Glamping's Origins

[edit] How Glamping Differs from Regular Camping

[edit] How To Go Glamping

[edit] Equipment Needed

[edit] Glamping Grounds Around America

• Oscar Wilde State Park, San Francisco, California

[edit] Glamping Dos and Don'ts

• DO bring a large supply of Yanni and Sarah Mclachlan music
• DO bring a TV so you can watch the Lifetime Channel
• DO fornicate with wild bears
• DO feed the animals, regardless of what the sign say
• DON'T go hunting for anything other than "emotions"
• DON'T sleep outdoors
• DON'T start fires (keep yourself warm with liberal smugness instead)

[edit] See Also

• Jesus Camp
• Picanic Basket

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