Dennis Kucinich

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Dennis Kucinich
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 10th" district of the state of Ohio
Dennis Kucinich
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
Mr. Kucinich, just last week!
Mr. Kucinich, just last week!
Dennis shares a joke with John Kerry on the campaign trail
Dennis shares a joke with John Kerry on the campaign trail

Ohio Representative (10th District), Dennis Kucinich is a small woodland creature and Communist candidate for the 2008 Presidential Elections. Born a pacifist leprechaun in an enchanted grove in Ohio, Kucinich grew up reading the works of Kurt Vonnegut and Vladimir Lenin.

Many people don't feel he's old enough (or tall enough) to run for President. But little Dennis will show them. Just like he did in 2004!

In 2007, Mr. Kucinich dared to threaten to announce that he might try to impeach The Greatest Vice President Ever, Dick Cheney!

Not gonna happen, Dennis! Not with Alberto Gonzales around! Oh, wait...

Contents

Hating Cheney

On November 6, 2007, Mr. Kucinich introduced a resolution calling for the impeachment of The Greatest Vice President Ever!

Factoids

Dennis riding his bike and trying to get his new friend back to his spaceship
Dennis riding his bike and trying to get his new friend back to his spaceship
  • Dennis always carries a copy of the Communist Manifesto in his pocket.
  • He always worries about his lucky charms
  • Dennis saw a UFO in washington state. One of the aliens from the craft was left behind. Dennis brought him home and hid it in is closet(so his mother wouldnt find out).
  • When Dennis grows up he wants to be just like Fidel Castro!
  • His paternal grandfather was the Lorax
  • Has one of the hottest wives ever. Jason Jones has attempted to bone her, but he lacked sufficient "game".
  • Dennis represents the lollypop guild.
  • Dennis is married to Her.....(WTF)!?!?
  • Dennis's youngest brother, Perry Kucinich, was found dead in his home. Steven just assumed Dennis did it.

Controversy

Oh Dennis, no you di'int!
Oh Dennis, no you di'int!

Apparently Mr. Kucinich believes Tony Bennett deserved Stephen's Emmy. Where do you get that from, Mr. Kucinich, if that's your real name!?





What Is In Dennis' Pockets?

Dr. Colbert described the already discovered contents of some of Mr. Kucinich's pockets on his award-winning news program, "The Colbert Report"
  • a prayer from St. Francis of Assissi, which says: "Lord, make me an instrument of your peace"
  • a pocket Constitution
  • an AFL-CIO membership card
  • 1960's Topps card of Indian's slugger Rocky Colavito
  • a fragment from Spanish philosopher Miguel De Unamuno that says: "Only he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible."[1]
  • a used tea bag

Rumplestiltskin Responds To Dr. Colbert's Challenge

Dennis Kucinich
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Accepted Dr. Colbert's challenge to appear and empty his pockets in a new segment called: By The Pocket's Red Scare

What else does Kucinich carry around?

On October 15, 2007, Kucinich emptied his pockets onto The C-Desk revealing:

The Colbert Bump?

Another thing to Thank Stephen For!
Another thing to Thank Stephen For!

According to a poll conducted by Howard Dean's communist outfit, "Democracy for America (DFA)", Dennis Kucinich did indeed receive The Colbert Bump as shown in the graph at right.

Amazing.

Kucinich-mentum

Footnotes



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