Colgasm
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A Colgasm is an orgasm caused by Stephen Colbert. It has been said these are the most intense and most American types of orgasms ever. Colgasms can be caused by many Stephen-related things, whether it be pictures of Stephen with an American flag draped over his hot, sexy nekkid body, his AmeriCone Dream ice cream or videos of him and Paul Dinello playing the bassoon. The first recorded Colgasm to ever occur happened October 29th, 2006 on 9:02 PM Central Standard Time by a young woman named Anna. She's still not out of the hospital.
[edit] Celebrity Colgasms
Feminists Jane Fonda and Gloria Steinem experiencing a simultaneous Colgasm during an ice cream 3-way.
[edit] Colgasms Gone Wild
Unfortunately, Colgasms are not limited to ladies. Despite Stephen's best intentions, minors, feminists, liberals, and the homosexuals often experience them. Bears simply salivate more upon seeing Stephen.
