Colbert Nation/truthiness89

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"Oh DIP!...who's that?"

truthiness89 is a member of Colbert Nation. As of March 16, 2007 she has reached elite Top Ten status.

1 "Colbert Nation's Honor Student"*
2 "Troof and the Brickhouse"
3 Controversy
4 Known Aliases
5 Memorable Quotes

"Colbert Nation's Honor Student"*

The stereotype that the Colboard is composed of degenerate, drug-addled twentysomethings usually applies without a hitch, though surprisingly there are exceptions. Fortunately for Colbert Nation the ranks include citizens like truthiness89, whose youthful affection for Stephen Colbert remains comfortably within the bounds of PG-13 territory (usually).

     *honor student status in jeopardy due to a recent series of questionable decisions

"Troof and the Brickhouse"

Truthiness has often expressed a desire to call into this popular radio show, but it has been stated she is "too much of a girl" to call in. After an entertaining shout-out from ColbertsMyHero, apparantly she worked up the nerve to call. She was then "molestored" by the hosts, getting called a hurricane, a manly girl, a mummy, and a mohawk-wielder. After some prodding, the Brick was able to force troof into admitting that she actually called in for romance, not to prove that she was too girly.

Controversy

Some have speculated (mainly Hatröss Dementia) that truthiness89 is, in fact, the illegitimate child of famed cartoon character and playboy Glenn Quagmire. These rumors remain unsubstantiated. Though the resemblance is striking.

It has also been noted by teh_troof herself that her parents have an alleged sex tape hidden in their safe deposit box. Although there has not been proof of said tape, word on the streets is that Fox News is currently producing a series of telecasts and a feature film about the tape and how it came to power.