Black Bear

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Black bears are the godless Ninjas of the Bear world. They use their dark coloring to hide in the shadows, and then, when you're not looking, kill you dead with their mad Ninja skillz. They often hide in trees, and are therefore associated with tree huggers. Black bears are proficient wielders of many naturally occuring weapons; especially sea stars and woodchucks. Despite being black, they are not elgiable to be Stephen's Black friend.

A Black Bear shows off his Ninja skills

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